When the person interviewing you at
your new job is the same guy you
insulted in traffic – You go apologise
tire.
When you tell your friend “your
mama!!!” and turn around and see his
or her mum staring at you – Meeehn,
u go collect plenty slap.
When Mosquito lands on your father’s
bald head and u try to kill it with
your bare hands – You must provide d
proof ohh, or else…:
When Patience Ebele is ur English
Teacher before WAEC – Na A1 u go
get, no worry.
When you update “salary things” on
facebook and your landlord comments
“on point””””” – U go travel go villa by
force.
When you’re in a bus and you throw
away #500 note instead of gala
wrapper. – O’boy, E don red be dat!
cry
When ur dad works at PHCN and they
take light and you shout God punish
PHCN……and he’s there with u – Na
ur mama go start to pay ur school
fees.
When u dey on top okada and the
okada man dey ping – Na automatic
ticket to Baba God be dat.
When you finish eating in an eatery
and u find out ur wallet fell out in a
taxi – Start to prepare ur grammar
When Usain Bolt chases u with a
Cutlass – O’boy, just stop beg am.
When u give beggar #1000 note
instead of #50 – Generosity go change
mind
When soldier release you after serious
beating, you come rush enter bike
insult their Mama, Okada no gree
Start again – Ur own don red be that
“in Flektaman’s voice”.
Keep it rolling… Drop your own
definition of “Wahala”
